Apple Wine

It is a rule generally acknowledged, yet seldom spoken aloud, that Apple is showing no sign of recovering from the passing of Steve Jobs. In fact, I found myself wondering this morning how I’d be coping trying to maintain a stiff upper lip, a sunny disposition and a positive outlook if I was still working for “Australian MacWorld.” 

Back then. I’ll be blunt, shit mostly worked, and Mac Users gave a rip. Not any more. Nowadays my new iPhone 13pro has face recognition, which works *probably* 20% as well as the fingerprint system in the iPhone7. I actually miss my old 8. Then, since I’m actually here, there is simply no fucking way Steve Jobs would have signed off on “Ear” Pods – I put the word “ear” in quotes because the longest those damned gorgeously sculptural objects stayed in my head was maybe five seconds before they jumped out of my ears like rats jumping out of the portholes of a torpedoed freighter. The add-on, little silicone sleeves that would fit on the ear-pods they would stay in longer of course, but the silicone things that made them into the new premium product“EarPods PRO often as the ear-pods themselves. Simply put *ear-pods* looked really great and technically worked well but when they wouldn’t stay in my ears they were useless.

Next there is fucking integration. Back in Steve Jobs’ day iTunes probably wasn’t really anybody’s favourite program but at least the bastard thing mostly worked. Then Apple decided to ‘copy’ Spotify and invented Apple Music and instead of treating the subscription service as a separate application, it got the bright idea to ‘Frankenstein’ it into iTunes which makes it very difficult to tell where the stuff you have purchased (from the iTunes store) for actual money is and you repeatedly find yourself railroaded into buying it again from the iTunes store or pushed into Apple Music. It is a bit like trying to get an intelligent conversation out of a Salvation Army band. A simple idea had been turned into an unwieldy SNAFU for reasons of greed. 

Don’t get me started on fucking iBooks, what in the name of god have they done with that? First they squeezed book purchases into iTunes. Now they have even rendered getting the books you have already purchased just about impossible. You purchase an audiobook from the store and then when you go looking for it you can’t find it.  Click the link ‘AudioBooks” and you are back at the store.  It taken me weeks to figure out that the audiobooks I have downloaded are hidden under the ‘Collections’ menu at the top of the Library page (took a while to see that tiny arrow on the right and wonder what it was – thought the collection in question was the one listed below the word). This part of the library seems to have been organised by a wall-eyed schizophrenic. 

*Build quality.   

 I use a 12 inch 2016 MacBook. It has no DVD/CD drive. When I bought it, the man at the apple store said “ No problem – just plug in a USB external one – and besides Disks are obsolete now.”

Yeah, true, a DVD only carries some 6 gigs of data and a thumb drive will carry vastly more -and faster. So, in one way, Steve Jobs was right, but reality has a tendency to fuck up the best plans unbelievable quantities of “Static data” in the form of movies, music and photos, still reside on disk, inaccessible, by the most used screen in the house.

I’’ll admit that Steve Jobs was more correct than not with the arrival of DCSS on the scene, content disks simply became  “soft targets”- galleons full of data waiting to be stormed by pirates. With the largest content creator in the world – Disney, being a major stockholder in Apple, a solid stance against piracy was inescapable and disk drives became extinct in Apple-land.

(c) Alex Rieneck 2025

CARCASS

SHORT FICTION

I have a Tattoo. It is on my right shoulder, it is a circle, roughy three centimetres in diameter and, at first glance, may be mistaken for a “Yin/ Yang” symbol which it is, in fact, not, but it is the equivalent symbol / idea from the musical “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”, which as you can surmise, affected me quite deeply. It is simple line art in blue and when I saw it on my shoulder in the shower this morning, I was strongly reminded of the blue stamps on the carcasses hanging on hooks in the local butcher shop, back then.
My Mother would nudge me, point at the hollowed-out bull’s corpses and say “Artists used to learn how to paint people in the Abattoirs – the colours are the same, the models would stay still and not fidget – Rembrandt trained in the Butchers!”
I felt the reverence in my mother’s voice and knew that he must have been a great painter, at the same time knowing that the subject matter was vastly beyond my abilities and the kindy paint I had access to at the time.
I said so.
She said, and I quote;
“Plenty of time for that,” and hugged me to hug away the crushing weight of the future that suddenly toppled on me. Even as the past now seems a vast unwieldily object weighing on my shoulders.

With no hug.© 2025 Alex Rieneck All Rights reserved.

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The Big List

Everybody’s talking about it, in fact, they won’t shut up talking about it, even if it soon becomes illegal to flap your yap on the subject. You know the list I mean – the list the so called “Epstein List” – if it ever really existed of course, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it doesn’t really matter two shits if it really exists or not, and that, in its simplest form it never had to – and so probably didn’t.

**So what is this Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislain Maxwell, Donald Trump business all about? *

Simply put Epstein was a “fixer”- he secretly put rich and powerful horny men in close proximity to beautiful young girls who had been “softened up” to the idea of being fucked by unappealing much older men, who, labouring with the fear of massive divorce settlements, and public disgrace had no idea where to start looking to find girls young and pretty enough to be considered worthy reward to their highly-inflated sense of entitlement.

More than simply pandering, Epstein branched out. He bought an island in the Caribbean and had it redeveloped as his own tawdry but expensive “Fantasy Island” where the world’s most rich and powerful could go and wander around naked in perfect privacy, united in their membership of the exclusive club of great wealth, power, pedophilia, and (theoretically at least), insulation from the “Me Too” of wowserism that was sweeping the rest of the world, a world where Gary Busey got 2 years probation for grabbing buttocks on the mainland that was rendering office underlings and house staff, strictly off-limits. In short, Epstein was offering heaven to horny middle-aged men with very stressful jobs. More than sex with girls immature enough that they would not critique their sexual performance by going to sleep or saying ”You’re no worse than the last ten viagra-filled old horrors that’ve fucked me.”
Or
“Have you come yet?”
Or
“Is that as hard as it gets?”
Or “(Worst if all – in wife’s voice)
“Why don’t you stop for a minute, and go and brush your teeth?”

These girls would have little to compare their assault with and might, most edtifyingly, afterwards, dissolve in lost virginal, girlish tears.
In short Epstein offered just about the ultimate in paedophilic, and quite likely, incestuous fantasy, made into’ Westworld’© perfection for jaded self-entitled billionaires.

An exclusive club, indeed, by exclusive I mean, you ain’t in it, and what’s more, there is bugger-all chance you ever will be, because if you’ve the slightest skerrick of sense you will have noticed by now that by far the most common way to become a billionaire is to be born the child of one. Donald Trump himself was left a shit-ton of millions by his father, Scrooge McDuck, and, through a life of uninspired business deals managed very little with it. But, lucky him, his status as a minor TV star and the owner of the “Miss Teen USA Pageant” entitled one to a state of mutual productive partnership with Jeffrey Epstein and what, simply with a nod and a wink was probably a very effective potential blackmail club. If you think of Epstein as a kind of “Hellfire Club” where the scrupulous members keep quiet and the other sort manipulate their way to the top you won’t be far off. No need for a member’s list, in a world where people know every name on the NFL premier’s list, why create such a document, which could prove ruinous to so many illustrious hither to irreproachable reputations? Why on Earth would Epstein create such an atomic bomb of a document that could serve no real practical purpose and only be used by his enemies to destroy his organisation? It would, as a simple list of names be useless for any practical purpose, in the same way that any normal person does not keep a written list of their friends. They simply know who is, who isn’t, and who is recommended by who.

So, in this very exclusive club, a kind of “cubby house” for privileged kids to escape parental control existed on its secret Caribbean pirate island for years, perhaps decades. And the members of the exclusive secret ”rock spiders” club who passed the membership requirements, and knew the secret password to get in when they could find time away from their normal lives, amused themselves in their own more or perhaps sometimes less, malignant, ways.

But now it’s time for you to face up to yourself in that quiet place inside you that matters so much because no one is watching, and ask yourself, this List, why am I interested? Is it outrage for the victims? Righteous rage that the rich flout the laws that bind the rest of us? Or, (and this is the tricky one) – Is it simply jealousy?

Be honest. Wouldn’t it be great to have oodles and oodles of money. More than you could ever spend, unless you were a sharp businessman (like Unca Donald) and got to leave the wife and kids behind and holiday on a Caribbean island, where you could get off your face on anything that took your fancy, and force yourself into as many teen beauty queens as you could manage before your dick gets worn away to a stub, and who cares if they cry? You’re making Omelettes here! Just let your sense of enlightenment silence your conscience – after all you were born to riches, you are worth more, and worth more than the peasantry! Just remember though, there was one time in history when these attitudes had become so entrenched that they boiled over into revolution.
Some are born to riches
Some achieve riches,
And some have riches thrust upon them.
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

Of course the French Revolution took far longer to ferment – but then; life was much slower in those days, news could take a week to cross the country. With all the new-fangled flapdoodle we’ve invented since then, you could expect the protests to be flash mobs and all the executions to be live streamed. If that sounds like it might be your kind of thing I think you’re probably adult enough to admit your interest in that Caribbean holiday I mentioned before, and if the first revolution doesn’t produce the rewards you have a hankering for, we can keep having revolutions until you get what you want. It’s what the French did, but, be careful or you might die all alone on your island. It’s happened before.

Copyright © 2025 Alex Rieneck All Rights Reserved

The Big List, Continued

In fact, the cycle of history is unstoppable, measured, in its most prosaic yardstick by the length of a human lifespan. Hitler’s 1000 year reich might have had its foundations laid by Adolf, but it is unlikely that Adolf, the man would have lived to see no more than the next forty years of its infancy- had he been allowed to survive until old age. Of course by the time of his death he would have arranged for a suitable successor- if not a blood heir, then someone chosen from his coterie of toadies- the eldest son of Josef Goebbels, Helmut, strikes me as very likely. Probably struck Dr. Goebbels that way too.
And low and behold, you suddenly have what amounts to a new hereditary monarchy- the system of government which has, for better or worse, governed the human race through the vast majority of its history.
System of power that basically amounted to being ruled by the most brutal, cunning Mafia family available at the time

© 2025 Alex Rieneck All Rights Reserved.

Little Birdie

Short Fiction

The Canary was reliable but she looked at the clock just to be sure. 5:15am – the bird was amazing, a second later the clock radio lit up and filled Clancy’s bedroom with the sound of gentle jazz. She fought the urge to simply lie quietly in bed and listen to the Canary sing along with Dizzy Gillespie for “just a few minutes” and threw the feather doona back and allowed the cool morning air to caress her naked body.
She sat up in bed, swung her feet onto the rug, pausing momentarily to approve of her toenails. She’d made a quick stop at the “Nail Nook” on her way home from the office the night before, and, almost on a whim, decided against her normal turquoise blue and opted instead for a delicate roseate metallic pink. It had been a whim but a good choice; her feet looked more dainty somehow, and definitely girlier. Just looking at her toes wiggle gave her an odd tingle that was half arousal, and hard on the heels of that, something less pleasant. ‘What was wrong with her?’ It had been nearly ten long months since she’d had a man? Suddenly being successful and single seemed like a poor lie made up to console oneself for being lonely. She used perusal technique for banishing such thoughts, and stood up, stretching herself to her full 5 foot seven height, and tried to touch the ceiling, just to feel her spine stretch.
Her back clicked, twice. She sighed, suddenly her thirty-four years seemed very old. She padded into the room’s ensuite, filled her cupped hands with cold water and immersed her face. The shock of the water brought her runaway thoughts back into some sort of control, and she stared at herself in the mirror. Her eyes were definitely her best feature, startlingly green and unexpected in her Asian face; she stared back at herself boldly, almost angrily, ashamed of her earlier weakness. She hadn’t got a man because she hadn’t been motivated enough to look for one. No her thoughts paused, actually, that wasn’t quite right. She’d been scared of the kind of man who would hit on her, whenever she went anywhere and looked even slightly available.
She thought of her friends, Alice, whose standards were such that she seemed to go through men the way a forest fire goes through trees, and Meryl in her loose- knit polyamorous four or five person marriage, that seemed to an unbiased observer far more stable than any of the “normal” binary marriages Clancy had seen, where many problems would cause changes in membership or cause an implosion and this one simply changed shape, absorbing new members and simply forgetting old ones. Clancy had received welcoming signals from Meryl’s catch on more than one occasion but some form of trepidation had stopped her accepting the offer. In fact she probably had more in common with Tanya the Schoolteacher, who was snowed in under work that she rarely even had time for first Tuesday drinks at the Rex.
Her bathroom was definitely her favourite room in the house. She had never once regretted having it retiled in the deep moss green that went so wonderfully with the gold fittings and diffused white lighting. She stood up, backed away from the sink, in the mirror, she was well-lit in a deep dark space. It picked up her one-piece maillot swimming costume – her favourite dark green with a jungle of metallic green leaves on it, appreciated how it looked in the mirror for a moment, and then dragged on pair of clean enough grey tracksuit pants from the laundry hamper, hung her front door key around her neck, pulled on a pair of white “Nike” trainers and scooted out of the apartment.
She barely thought about it. The lift was too slow, more importantly, it was a claustrophobic steel box. She took the stairs, charging down in a pell-mell rush, holding the steel bannister and swinging wide around the landings, down all five flights to the ground floor and out onto the street and footpath.
It was ten minutes walk down a gentle down-hill slope, but if you ran it was a lot quicker than that. Clancy ran, sticking to the broad grassy nature strip, and not slowing as she zoomed under low tree branches. She still felt silly making doppler speed noises in her head as she did this but it was a habit that had remained entrenched since childhood.
She fetched up against the white wooden fence that edged the low cliff over the ocean hard enough to hurt the palms of her hands, and took the steps down to the beach two at a time. The sand was still crisp from last night’s dew and the single set of tracks led from the base of the steps to the water’s edge in an almost straight line.
It was, it must be said, not much of a day. The sky was grey and littered with an assortment of rather lumpy clouds of varying shades of greyness. She slid her track pants down her legs, hooked her trainers off, folded the pants and placed them on the sand with the shoes on top of them.
She walked out into the surf; let the highest of the low waves break over her crotch. The water was not cold, in fact it was surprisingly invigorating, and, for this time of the morning, almost warm.
A wave, slightly higher than normal, caught her unawares, pressed her back two steps across the sand.
She stared at the lightest part of the horizon. A pinpoint of white light pierced between two clouds. Her heart lifted, it was the sun. She stood, letting the knowledge sing through her until the sun had become a complete disc, balanced on the horizon by its’ bottom edge. Then, without conscious volition, she caused her body to fall forwards into the water, and started swimming towards the rising sun.
She swam well, taking joy in the completeness of her body and the caress of the water as it slipped past her skin and into a complex slipstream-swirl behind her.

She swam to the point where the threads of her conscious mind reminded her, in the past she would have been at the limit of safety and she kept swimming. The knowledge appeared in her suddenly, and, without argument, she altered course ninety degrees to the left, and swam, back towards the long white beach.

The first she knew of her return to land was the wave. It picked her up and lifted her towards land. The movement in the water was a shock after the calm at deeper depths. On the next stroke, the fingers of her right had dug into the shoreline sand. She stood, walked up onto the hard-pack shore, turned left and walked back along the beach until she found her stuff where she had left it. She sat, wrapped her arms around her knees and stared at the horizon. The sun was now its own diameter and, while it was still hidden behind a grey cloud and showed only as a white disk, it was still high enough to deliver a barely detectable heat, while still being filtered enough to gaze at directly.
Something caused her to turn her head and look down the beach. There, at the waters edge, in the distance, was that a human figure? The afterimage of the sun made it difficult to tell. She blinked, the after-image lost intensity and turned a deep emerald green, and suspended within it seemed to be a human figure, walking along the beach, towards her. Alone. Closer and closer until the figure had blobby arms and legs, closer still and the emerald afterimage was superimposed on his loins. She snapped her head away, so he wouldn’t get the wrong idea, looked out at the horizon. The afterimage was overpowered by the now fully risen sun. She closed her eyes and felt the warmth on her eyelids.
Clancy became acutely aware of the sounds in the sand next to her. Feet. Two clicks. Knees. A sigh. She waited an age, trying to rejoin with the sound of the waves, which had once seemed so all encompassing but now seemed to be vying for her attention with the beating of her heart, and turned her head and looked, again.

He was sitting beside her on the sand, in the same position. Squatting, with his arms around his knees. His eye sockets were pressed into his knees, so she felt safer taking a longer look than she had intended. He had, she decided, a pleasantly shaped ear nicely set off by a gold ring sleeper with a single green bead, probably jade, hanging on it. She belatedly realised that staring into his ear was liable to attract his attention and that, moreover, staring into the ears of people you haven’t been formally introduced to was undoubtedly bad manners.

He turned his head and looked directly into her face. He didn’t seem surprised to find that she was already looking at him. His eyes were the same bright vibrant green as his earrings.
His eyes smiled first, open and welcoming
Then his mouth smiled. It said “Hello”
Caught off guard by such an innocuous greeting, Clancy was momentarily lost for words, on one hand, if she was too welcoming, he might take it the wrong way and start chatting her up, spoiling her quiet time, with boring chatter designed to charm his way into her having sex with him whether she really wanted to or not, and while it must be said he was attractive and did have nicely kissable lips, her quiet time was hers, and while he was definitely attractive, the tired rigmarole of small talk that preceded sex, definitely wasn’t.
It really was taking a long time to reply, soon she’d be crossing the line into rude.
“Hello.” Her voice was scratchy from long disuse, but he didn’t seem to mind.
And, as far as it went, ”Hello” wasn’t a bad opening line. It was polite, neither demeaning or retarded, and left the way open for real communication, on an equal footing. So much better than “If beauty was a crime I’d give you a life sentence.” Or, in another bar on another night, ”Are you after someone sensitive and funny? I usually cry after sex, and women laugh at me for that.”
Instead he said; “My name is Declan, I’ve seen you here before.”
“Pleased to meet you Declan, my name is Clancy.” She always made a point of repeating new people’s names out lout, to better remember them “I’ve never seen you, the beach has always been deserted.”
“I was up there – I live up there.” He said twisting his body and gesturing vaguely at the top of the cliff behind them.
“Really?” Clancy was instantly jealous, as only a Sydney native can be, when presented with superior real estate. ”Which one?” There was a row of apartment blocks all along the cliff edge ranging from the splendidly new, to still impressive vintage ones.
“Not thhat one, I live in thethe baby-shit brown brick from the 1970’s. See those white- steel railings on the bottom balcony? I sleep there if the weather is good, and I’ve gotten used to seeing you. I look forward to it.” So,
Far from the worst block, In fact, one of the better ones. Clancy marvelled at how real estate apparently took precedence over potentially far more important topics, like the way he was looking at her.
She waited, a baited trap.
“I’m hungry.”
Interesting.
“For what?” She spoke levelly, putting herculean effort into keeping the slightest hint of coquetry out of her voice. What he said next could be a deal breaker. If his original line had been a set up for some flaccid double entendre humour, the emoji of the little face vomiting green would be a likely response. It’s a pity it could not be effectively verbalised.
“I thought toasted crumpet with butter, slathered with honey, actually.”
Clancy lit up like a pinball machine.
“Wow!” She laughed. “For a minute there I was worried you might say something gross.”
“Gross? How?”
“Well,” Suddenly she was almost reluctant to be clear. “Well, that you’d say you wanted to eat me for example.”
“Jeez – are men that gross?”
“It’s not always men – some women can be like that, too.”
He blinked, and apparently decided not to pursue the idea.
“Well, I’m not. So, do you f eel like breakfast? If a honey crumpet and tea doesn’t appeal, there is a selection of other stuff – and the view of course, though you won’t be in it.”
“If I accept, I’ll certainly be in the view and a lot closer.”
“Please say yes, I’ve got proper muesli and Honey Smacks!” She really had to laugh she hadn’t eaten a honey smack since she was a child, staying at her Dad’s house, on visitation days.
“How could I possibly refuse? Yes! I’ll come”
“The stairs you came down are actually closer than the ones I used. Shall we?”
Clancy let him lead, unexpectedly enough she suddenly felt shy about the size of her bum, even though she felt silly. But she had to admit she didn’t mind watching him from behind as he walked, he had nice shoulders. The side door of Declan’s unit block was a large sheet of frosted glass surrounded by a white wooden frame. The key was in a small pocket in his swim shorts, and the ground floor flat was up one short flight of pastel-tiled stairs. Their footsteps echoed on the hard floor and bare walls even though they were both barefoot. As the key clunked into the lock, Clancy realised that the short walk had made her hungrier than she hadexpected.
“It’s not much, I’m afraid, but please come in.”
She hoped that if there was “good granola”, that there was good yoghurt to mix with it. As for the Honey Smacks, she’d try a few, just for nostalgia’s sake. The crumpet with honey? God, she did have an appetite! * 
Clancy’s heart was hammering so loudly, she wondered if he’d hear it when she stepped over the threshold. He had a good grasp of reality and the truth, it was a nice enough apartment in its early 1970’s Soviet utilitarian way, but precisely zero had been done with it. Brick walls covered with cement render painted with flat duck-egg blue paint, doubtless the cheapest the estate agent could find. A chest high bookcase crammed with the spines of brightly coloured paperbacks. Here and there, four pieces pieces of the parquet floor were missing. In one place a small red rug had been used to minimise the trip-hazard. A framed page from H.R. Giger’s “Necronomicon” hung near the bookcase.
A portable black-and white CRT television sat atop a milk crate facing the long pale blue fabric covered couch, at the far end of which sat a glass bong. The water was dirty, and, oddly, Clancy was struck by a strong urge to pick it up and clean it.
“I won’t say it needs a woman’s touch,” she said, tongue firmly in cheek, “But it definitely needs something.”
“At the risk of stating the obvious, it needs the smell of breakfast and, in spite of all the options I’ve mentioned, I’ve developed a hankering for an egg-ring fried egg on a toasted muffin – could I interest you in one, Perhaps?”
He was trying very hard to please but, in Clancy’s opinion had not crossed the line into obsequious, and certainly not creepy. She found herself staring, with disbelief at the only light fitting she could see in the room, on the ceiling, a long white metal box held two long fluorescent tubes. She shuddered to think what the room would look like if they were the main source of illumination.
“Do you use those lights?”
Declan put two eggs from the fridge into a bowl and looked up “Sorry? Oh. Only when I have to – they’re a bit bright. Only to read by at night.”
“You could change to something – else?” She really meant, “Anything else” but the subtext was probably obvious.
“I’ve asked, but, pardon the French- the Landlord is *le dichead*
Even here? The rent must be astronomical.”
“It was when the place was new but now he regrets never fixing it up high but he likes throwing his weight around, keeps saying he’ll redecorate, but he’s cheap like a canary, regards a new toothbrush as a major capital outlay – and he really needs one.”
“I have a pet Canary at home.” Declan looked at her in surprise. ”Yes? What’s it’s name?”
“Frank. Frank Pantangeli.”
Declan whooped with laughter. The teacup in Declan’s hands rattled in its saucer.
You could leave the fluros, never use them and have some nice low lamps in the corners.

Copyright© 2025 Alex Rieneck All Rights Reserved.

Saturnalia

Ashort Story

Saturnalia

“They say no-one will tell you how they made enough cash to start their first company.” He growled this and hunched further forward over his drink on the bar. I had mixed feelings about all of this, firstly – and perhaps most importantly – I hadn’t asked him anything more complicated than “You mind if I sit here?” while motioning at the barstool next to him.
The place was kind of a dump; a long white plastic bar at waist height, eight or ten barstools, the floor curved to conform with the .25 ring of the station. A long white light strip was embedded in the bar to make the drinks glow. Behind the bar a wall with a large cycling picture of a green meadow, blue sky, and an ecstatically singing blonde woman clad in brown. Her voice formed the ever-present muzak but was only audible when the jukebox was silent; which, at that moment, it wasn’t, instead it was playing some pleasantly rippling Philip Glass. There was no barman, just a post-mix dispenser bot on a little railway track that ran behind the bar. The Bot’s face was a lit plastic panel advertising “MescKist” with its brand mascot, a smiling rat in a straw hat. The stuff was a relatively new sensation, a fizzy “Grape Bubbleberry” flavoured drink with the legal maximum dose of added synthetic mescaline. I’d tried it once – seen odd dark things in the corners of my vision, ground my teeth for days, hadn’t slept for two nights – and vowed never to touch the shit again. Still, it was substantially cheaper than beer, even the horrible locally brewed stuff. They’ve never managed to synthesise beer properly. It’s always awful.

I looked at my companion. He was burly, clad in the uniform of a Station Loader of medium rank, and staring – though glowering might be a better word – into his drink, speaking of which, I had no idea what it actually was. Contained in a clear shot glass, it was almost transparent, faintly green, and smelled most delightfully expensive. I couldn’t resist; I asked him, hoping he would take my interest as an intention to buy him one.
“What’s that you’re drinking? It smells wonderful.”
He turned to face me and I was surprised; his face was far more interesting than his right ear. I had no idea how old he was. At a guess, silly as it sounds, somewhere between thirty and sixty, and his upper front teeth were quite large and showed signs of work. It was likely he’d been born with a quite large overbite, which was quite unusual in this age of foetus fiddling. His skin was very smooth, pink, and oddly almost babyish, though his eyes seemed far older. I got the shocking feeling that his eyes seemed to be about two hundred years old, and that what they hadn’t seen, wasn’t worth seeing, anyway. It was, probably, the face of a salesman, not handsome enough to be in movies, or plastic enough to be a reporter or a rep on commercial media, but he was as unlike a Station Loader as it was possible to get, and, I was certain, I’d never seen him before. I would have noticed.

He directed a long look at me, seemed to decide I was harmless, and answered.
“It’s a Bolivan liquor made from coco leaves. Of course this is a synthetic from a digitised earth original.Columbian. Pretty good copy really, they usually are. It’s making me homesick.”
“You’re from this Colombia?” I’d never heard of the place. “Is it on Earth?”

He seemed to find my ignorance amusing, and smiled “Yes. In South America. But I wasn’t born there, I’m actually from another place, a place called Australia. I just had a second house in Colombia because I really felt at home there.”

Two houses on Earth? What was he doing in a Loader’s uniform in an empty bar on Saturn Station?
“I sense a story. The kind of story that the media might want enough to pay for. They rarely pay much, but it’s a sideline Anyway, what did you mean before, about opening your first company?” I decided to go for the throat; after all, being a leggy blonde has Quite oftenhas its advantages. . from “What did you say your name was, again?”
“I didn’t, but it’s Paolo, Paolo Petrovsky. Since we’re on the subject, what’s yours?”
I decided to play it safe and stick with my work name. “Robyn. Robyn Christo.”
“Pleased to meet you Robyn. Now do you think I might buy you a drink? At the risk of your developing expensive tastes, perhaps one of these? I assure you, they taste even better than they smell.” It was an offer impossible to refuse, especially when it was accompanied by his smile.
The drink was called “Agwa,” and Paolo assured me that this facsimile was, if not exactly the same as the original, certainly easy enough to get used to. Myself, I thought it was almost beyond delicious, and obviously brutally strong. I loved the stuff, and when he offered me another, at 200 McPhees a shot, I accepted. After all, the way I figured it, I’d have been crazy not to, it was so far beyond the sort of credits I could afford to splurge on a drink, as to make my eyes water. I mean, maybe, just maybe, 200 Mcphees would get me a really good dress, or a pair of heels, but I don’t think the entire outfit I was wearing that night was worth one of those drinks, let alone two. As you can probably tell, by this time I was positively warming to Paolo and especially the heavy-handed way he treated his wallet.
So, think what you like, the station has a very unforgiving economy. Just see what happens when you can’t afford your air.

I described him as “burly” before, and it’s as good a word as any. Naked, his body was big, barrel-like, and glowed white pink. The nipples on his man boobs were small, bright pink, crinkled with arousal. Not the slightest trace of hair on his upper body. I briefly wondered if this, too, was the result of pre-natal gene tinkering or simply my good luck.
His penis was not that big, but circumcised, and as rampantly hard as any penis I have ever seen. It stuck out from his loins, hard as a tuning fork, looking so excited that it might ejaculate entirely on its own. My mouth watered at the sight. I felt a hot flush and went weak at the knees.

It’s unexpectedly hard to fuck in low gravity. Depending on the angle you’re at, things can get out of balance easily. You can’t trust the weight of your body to hold you in place; this translates as bouncing off the bed. If he thrusts, your body will absorb some of the energy, and recoil from the rest. Depending on your age, you can sustain an injury bouncing off the wall. If you think you’re playing it safe, and you’re at it in the missionary position, and you’ve forgotten the restraint belts, you’re kidding yourself. I had one guy banging away at me like there was no tomorrow, and he pulls out of me too hard, there’s no gravity to keep him in place, so he keeps right on going, orgasming as he goes, like a perfect example of Newton’s third law, with one of the silliest looks I’ve seen on a face, ever.
That’ll teach him to take a cheap 1/8 gravity room.

I’ll say this for Paolo though, he liked to nuzzle. This is the opposite of most men, who get their nuzzling with the person they suddenly remember at the moment they ejaculate and instantly feel guilty at having cheated on. I watch them busily formulating excuses for their hasty departure, after, or even during their tumultuous arrival.
Not this one though, and, it must be said, I didn’t mind a bit, his armpit was a comfortable rest for my head, and smelled really wonderful, I hooked my right knee up over his loins and now flaccid cock and, listening to the deep double beat of his heart, allowed myself a lovely doze. I awoke slowly, thinking over the events that had led us to this bed, this post-orgasmic snooze. I noticed dreamily that I was thinking of Paolo and I as “us” and not of myself in the singular, and hoped he’d be at least open to the idea when he woke up.
There was no middle stage, apparently. He snorted, his eyes rolled around wildly behind his closed lids, then he opened them. The irises were the brilliant blue of a fine summer day on Earth. For a moment I felt a pang of nostalgia that was almost a physical pain.
I played with his right nipple.
“So, Paolo, tell me the Paolo story.”
“What do yo mean?” He was gruff. I wondered what he’d been dreaming of.
“How did you get started? What do you do? What are you doing here?”
He sighed. Apparently, he was taking my inquisition seriously.
“Born in Sydney, city in a place called Australia, on Earth. The area was called Campsie. A poor area. My mother was what was called a prostitute in those days; she had sex with men for money. She formed a relationship with a client, a man she decided she loved. She got pregnant. I was the result. My father was supportive, both with money, and emotionally. I had a good childhood and succeeded in school well enough to gain a place in a good university, but my mind turned out not to have an academic bent. I became interested more in business. It was here that my father came into his own. He had, over time, set up and run, several small businesses, a suburban shop that sold sex stuff and allowed people, usually men, to have sex with each other in private, when they paid a fee. He asked me if I had an idea for a business to set up, and, as it happened, I did.
Long ago, I’d decided that children were weird, especially in their tastes in candy … at that time there was a rubbery jelly treat about the size of a man’s hand, shaped like a Bat, translucent green and lime-flavoured. The head was red and grape flavoured and it contained a small amount of sherbet, so, when you bit the head off, the “brain” burst with a pleasant fizzy zing. These were wildly popular in the 5-12 year demographic as were werewolf fangs, and leg bone lollipops shaped like a human femur and mint flavoured. It was this last that started me thinking about medical candy. Soft, jelly filled burst-in-the-mouth “eyeballs” that would sicken the average parent, and consequently enthuse their child.”

I remembered those “eyeballs.” I thought they were great.

He continued. “But my favourite, the one I was most proud of, was “Mallownomas.” Pink and red lumps that adhered to the skin with sticky sugar and could be bitten off the skin of your friend, and eaten. Filled with raspberry popping candy and sherbet for that special “cancerous” taste. Both tasty and educational. There was a big range.”
“Did you do “schnotz”? They were my favourite.”

“They were one of ours, yes, but the plastic nose dispenser was expensive to produce and made the line unprofitable, so the line was withdrawn.”
“They were good, I used to like the way they spurted into your mouth.”
“Your tastes developed early.”
That was when he started tickling me, and I started giggling.
I love being tickled.
Tickled, at its best turns into tangled, and it did then too, on a longer than usual pause, he spoke again.”Of course it didn’t end there – there was the second big sugar hate. That one nearly put us out of business, but we’d diversified, and now the least profitable company lines became our backbone. There was the pureed Carrot and “Potato” Squeezy Snak, “Apple” Squeezy Snak, a “Steak” one and of course a Brussel Sprout one, for dietary Gemmifera.”
His voice was a deep rumble inside his chest. I’d nearly dozed off again, I guessed why he was up here, on Saturn Station, and not admiring the view.

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A Classic Revisited

taxi Driver.
When “Taxi Driver” came out in 1976 it caused a veritable shit- storm in the media. It also had a profound affect on audiences. Hell, it had a pretty profound effect on me, when I was old enough to see it, in 1983 or so. As time passed, “Taxi Driver” actuallybecame evenmore influential, it had true staying power. This review is my attempt to show the true value of “Taxi Driver”- and hopefully, why it deserves your serious attention today- forty-six years after it was made.

On the surface, “Taxi Driver” is a very gritty, very film noir investigation of the inner mental life of a war veteran who has been turned into a psychopath by his service in Vietnam. Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) has a variety of personal issues mostly centred around sexual guilt and disgust. He is simultaneously fascinated and disgusted by the seamy sexual underbelly of New York which he sees every night in his work as a taxi driver. He becomes obsessed by a United States Senator he sees in a compromising position one night in the back seat of his cab and, while stalking the senator sees one of the campaign workers, a beautiful blonde ice-maiden, Betsy (Cybill Shepard). Betsy seems to personify for him everything that he craves, beauty, innocence, demure sexuality. He places her on an unrealistic pedestal in his mind but His attempts to woo her are shambolic and largely unsuccessful, so he seems to switch targets, determining to assassinate the senator who he,(probably justifiably ) perceives as a rival to Betsy’s affections, while simultaneously viewing him as morally dubious and unworthy of office.

In the midst of this, while he is driving late one night, Travis has a chance encounter with a street prostitute, “Easy”(Jodie Foster). He is shocked to the core by how young she is and instantly switches targets and becomes a knight in shining armour determining to rescue “Easy” at all costs, and return her to midwest family values and what he sees as moral acceptability, by which we can assume that he is a good country boy driven crazy by the war and morally reacting to the lax moral values of the big city folk who were by inference, probably responsible for starting it. He is, in short, a right wing poster boy and the pointy end of a double edged sword that speared the mainstream media.

On one hand, Travis Bickle is the perfect anti-hero to massage the sensitive areas of radio shock jocks to full attention. The problem though is that Bickle, frightened off from his Senatorial assassination plans, switches to a far softer target – the bawdy house where he imagines Easy is held against her will. His house cleaning is an explosion of ultra-violent mass murder that perversely, no shock jock can publicly condone. It’s rather funny to think about; the self-righteous mouthpieces of family values who would, every night on the radio, rail against the same perceived moral rot and social decay that Travis Bickle hates, having to distance themselves from him publicly and loudly reject his methods, no matter how much they might privately agree with them.

As a side note, Terry Gilliam’s film “The Fisher King” directly addresses this issue, with a radio talkback host joking that Yuppies should be shot – a joke that results in a bloodbath, the DJ losing his job and taking to suicidal drinking.

It was something of a wonder that “Taxi Driver” did not cause a worldwide string of DJ explosions, as, overpowered by warring impulses they actually found themselves having to shut up for their own job security and instantly exploded from the internal pressure.

They was one person who had no such inhibitions however, and John Hinkley’s response to the film is the stuff of legend. Though not much is known about Hinkley’s mental state at the time, a lot can be guessed by the fact that he seems to have identified with Travis Bickle, to an unhealthy extent and the fact that he fell in love with Jodie Foster’s character on the screen and fallen in love with her. Hinkley immediately set about stalking the real world Jodie Foster, and developed the theory that she was ignoring him because he was unimportant. Being an assassin might get her to regard his great love more weightily. While no-one is sure why Hinkley picked Ronald Reagan specifically, a his assassination was as big a botch as Travis Bickle’s attack on the bawdy house, where it is never truly clear who the intended target is and which only really results in a profoundly traumatised young girl, too shocked and grief-stricken to be “rescued” from a place she seems worryingly happy to be “imprisoned” in. Two things are certain. “Easy” regards Bickle’s gory rescue attempt as a highly unwelcome intrusion into her comparatively placid life, and Hinkley only wounded the President, with a bullet that ricocheted off the Limousine. He did however wound three others, one whom died 33 years later, from the .22 calibre bullet that lodged in his Spine during the attack.

The final coda of “Taxi Driver” has it that Bickle lives, Easy/Iris is returned to her rightful place in the God-fearing Midwest and to the waiting arms of her thankful parents who are so voluble in their thanks that Travis Bickle, far from getting a long stretch in prison for mass murder, is elevated to the status of local hero, gets his 15 minutes of fame in the papers, and goes back to driving a cab. One night Betsy gets into his taxi, but he is no longer interested in her.

John Hinkley Jnr was released from a secure mental ward in 2016.

“Taxi Driver many, many, re-watchings, stimulating different thoughts and reactions each time, which is the hallmark of a true classic, and a work of art

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Neon Evening

She dropped the puppy into the Westinghouse and there was a deep pulse of green- white Atomic light and the puppy stopped making noise. Of course it wasn’t really a Westinghouse-they were just too expensive, but this Shimada worked just the same. She’d found a total of five puppies in the alley with their, and her mouth curled at the word; “mother.” She went to fetch the other four. Copyright (C) Alex Rieneck 2021 All Rights Reserved

Princesa:(2001) Review

Film Review

This is an Italian film and probably the best film I have ever seen on the subject of transexuality/gender issues. It is the story of a Brazilian girl who goes to Milan in Italy to become a street sex worker so that she can get herself a sex change, and finalize her change to becoming Princesa, her ideal of the perfect woman.

To cut a long story short, she lives the life, falls in tempestous love with a man who appears perfect, and then opens her eyes to herself and finds love and family in the last place that she expects it. As, in some way or other, we all do.

The film is not porno, it is a love story and a story of someone growing up and becoming the person that they are, rather than either of the people that the world thinks that they should be. 

I found this film while I was in Rome, in the window of a closed video shop in the middle of the night, while I was walking home from a bunch of extremely interesting ruins. I came back and bought it the next day. My copy is in Italian, with Italian subtitles. Since I speak not more that five words of Italian, it has become one of my minor hobbies to watch the film, and attempt simultaneously learn the language and divine the finer nuances of the plot by the actor’s body language. 

An odd hobby I will admit. Not a bad one, though. While doing this I gradually came to the conclusion that the film easily ranks with “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” “Personal Services” and “Just like a Woman” as among the very best of trannie cinema, and also as one of my favourite films.

The film is now available on Amazon. Not a word of being in Italian. Guess I’ll be buying it, again. I wonder if knowing what the actors are actually saying will improve it? I think so. 

Poem.

12-bore ReIncarnation

Nembutal is slower 

And you can vomit it up.

Smack’ll do the trick if the NarCan man is slow that day. But there’s no cure for painting the wall

With your mind and putting your everything into it, a blossoming rose of forget-me-not that has forgotten everything 

It ever

knew

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