after many days cameth they to the green land of Muskrat-Al- Zebulon where the maidens were plump and plentiful. They cutteth they the maidens into tasty portions; and cooked and ate them, for such was the will of the lord.
The Word of the Lard
Published by The Gleet
Old enough to know better and young enough to still capable anyway A writer through and thru.Wrote my first "book" with rubber type & an ink-pad when I was about four. illustrated it with crayons, learnt to write with a pencil, then a pen. learnt to type putting save games into "Doom". became acomputer journalist when I left university with a lacklustre degree in English literature.Stopped doing that, wrote three novels, two good, published none, had a major cerebral bleed, became a left side hemiplegic in a wheelchair who writes short stories. Have been gender-fluid since birth,- certainly since before I could walk. By some standards I'm probably quite strange but I'm old old enough to have gotten used to myself and learnt not to worry. View all posts by The Gleet